Am I getting this?

Blogging is not for the faint  of heart.

Well it might be but it takes a lot of moxie of which I would have thought that I had in 

SPADES

I mean look at  this guy. He got Moxie and Hoozpah. He blows bubbles.

Did I mention  he has  a sexy voice?

Writing takes time.  I have almost always been to impatient to actually write. That and way to busy. 

I mean to write this blog I had to put Facebook to be  and eBay and even some idiotic TV (and I am at work)

I thought I had found a voice. You would think I would have a lot to say.

I mostly just want to go home, put my feet up and play a little 

This is my escape from Suckage. 

My tag line should  be  "at least I don't suck.'

It's mostly true.

I should be writing stuff as cool as this 

 My mornings should  be serene like this woman and  her coffee.

Instead all  I can think of at times like this is her face (profile)  is off.

So you probably can see where I am going  with all this....

No that's close but not quite what I was shooting for. Besides on a day like this I am more  Blue like this guy

Jump jets and sniper rifle (oh yeah baby!).

Life is fun, it should be. It  could be but I digress. I want to write and blog and I have caught myself midcomment on Facebook and said "Mike this comment of yours  should be your  blog."

I mean share your  pain with  the world not  this idiot on Facebook. (for the record I am not  friends  with any  idiots on Facebook...just some of  my friends' friends are idiotic).

like that guy in the  middle. (SAFE  DANCING MIKE)

Geez.

Where was I?

Well nevermind. I am going  to get  back to writing.

My  blogs  won't fade away.

It's going to happen.

soon.

What I  need is  a vacation

Preferably with pirates

This morning I am driving into Knoxville and realize that I have dropped so low that  I  am listening to pop music and trying to make sense of the lyrics.

so there  I am having a moment like this

Except its One Direction and Ke$ha and thinking

did she just rhyme 'young' and "get some?"

Since I never get comments, I am going to take it as complete affirmation that I am right

like usual.

Maybe I just miss Cortanna

and THAT.

IS

LIFE  

ACCORDING

TO 

JOHN

I meant Mike

(no I am not playing to much Halo)