A New friend of mine was talking of relationships and their difficulties and the topic of being a Bitch came up in light of Scarlet O'Hara (being one). My Friend- let's call her Brenda, says:
"...She's (Scarlet) proof that men love bitches, lol."
I replied (after careful consideration):
"I have (loved a few), but I suspect you are not one."
She replies:
"Nope... but I have been told that I need to become one."
(other comments)
My soon to be famous reply:
whoever told you that needs to find a small flat wall and bang their head against it until the itch is out of Bitch
Yep, that's me, Mister Smooth with Words.
"...She's (Scarlet) proof that men love bitches, lol."
I replied (after careful consideration):
"I have (loved a few), but I suspect you are not one."
She replies:
"Nope... but I have been told that I need to become one."
(other comments)
My soon to be famous reply:
whoever told you that needs to find a small flat wall and bang their head against it until the itch is out of Bitch
Yep, that's me, Mister Smooth with Words.
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