It was his Birthday, but it's my blood

"Inconceivable!"

 "I don't think you know just how much that word means"

Ok I concede, I am not Inigo Montoya: their conversation went more like this:

[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up] 
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE. 
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 

WE are talking about my brother, OF COURSE.
Okay so you are confused.
(get used to it)

^This Guy is my older brother^

He once could have been referred to as my "big" brother but as you can see

that is a little stretch these days.v

That dude in the middle is Vizzini- except of course he is more like Fizzik

not so smart

ok, hang on a second, let's make a visual comparison

Now that's better, the big guy for the uninformed is Fezzik the giant, the old dude (I meant balding- I swear) is Vizzini and the hairy guy is Inigo.

If I were to draw a more accurate comparison, my brother has had hair a lot like Inigo, I am balding and have a meticulous mind like Vizzini and my father (yeah the old guy) is about as funny as Fezzik.

which reminds me of the character dynamic as follows:

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*. 

Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*. 

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*. 

Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*. 

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme. 

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time. 

Vizzini: Enough of that. 

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead. 

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it. 

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? 

Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH. 

Anyway, where was I? 

Oh yeah, I was talking about this guy

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Stephen not to be confused with Steven or Steve.

He's my brilliant and awesome brother - when he is not being infuriating or annoying

or more like a brother you read about or see in the movies now that I think about it.

After all is said and done

I love him.

(with the possible exception of the toy trauma he caused when I was new to the world that I have blocked out but that's another story entirely)

It's his Birthday today.

This is my favorite picture of him.

He looks thoughtful and at peace which I know must come hard for him.

He, unlike me has found his true calling.

(the double chin, however goes a long way to helping my self-esteem issues)

So Happy Birthday Brother. Wish I had enough money to produce your mega- soon to be blockbuster movie

but

I don't

Instead I will immortalize you in this blog

"Don't lose your head."