Random Thoughts on a given

Well, here I find myself with time on my hands as I wait for a 1.26GB video upload to finish (146 minutes remaining), I could leave it but if it should fail (like the computer goes to sleep)- I would be royally peeved with the PC and myself.
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that was Sunday. Today is Wednesday and it's been a ride and a half.
Today was meetings with a trip to Spirited Art, for Staff Fun Day.
Spirited Art Knoxville in case you want to know more
Where we ate some BBQ and then set to painting. Boats on the water, probably morning.

 That's me back row right,

Between the two not as attractive guys. :)

What is remarkable about this, is that I have not painted anything in around 10 years. The last thing I painted was on canvases attached to the Barn on my mother's Ranch.

I had forgotten, what it is to paint.

it is a feeling of freedom and expression that often supersedes my ability to put into words.

For me Painting is like saying I love you with acrylics.

and then I did this.

Thus coming back down to earth. I had to chase that with some Pecan Pie.

Oh Well.

And what an amazing array of ignoramuses there are.

There are so many celebrities who excel in this category only to be outdone by radio show hosts like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. TV show news anchors (all networks so far although Fox mostly tops out in this category) and then there is the ever loving lousy amount of them on 4chan/reddit/facebook as well as almost any site that allows commentary (youtube- although the vid response are quite amusing). 

There are morsels of wisdom out there True Believers!

so my Sister in Law, MVV posted this interesting video.

so I had an instant thought about this 

Yep, The Zombie apocalypse is upon us, and we have the Iphone to thank for this. Android too, not the windows phone though (nobody who hasn't been hired by Microsoft actually uses it)

I am having a "conversation" with my nephew, We will call him "James" (that is actually his name and no he really doesn't give a F- well you get the point)

Anyway, conversation is a bit skewed, because he has his cell phone in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Suddenly, I am no longer concerned with the fact that he is smoking himself into an early grave. 

Why?

He's already dead (just kidding) the conversation is mostly dead though- it's zombified.

So there you have it. Now let's recap.

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife
34. if all else fails, throw spare iphone's in their path

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IF WE ARE REALLY LUCKY, THE IPHONE ZOMBIES WILL EAT THEIR BRAINS FIRST.

Thanks man. You are my god of awesomeness.

In case you have found this all rather dull or depressing, just remember I love you guys (well most of you guys)

Especially the Smart women who make the world Awesome

OKAY. I concede I love all the people in the world who actually give a damn for each other. The rest of you can apply for Hugs in the comments section.

AND

that is life according to Mike!